Motto:"I've told you once..." |
What can be said about Robert that hasn't already been said by all those who he's had killed in skilfully arranged "accidents"? Born in a Jewish hospital (despite not being Jewish), bullied for years by people who are now either much poorer than him or dead, Robert was brought into the world of music by an unusual route: he listened to it and decided he liked some of it. Once a member of the dangerous (to themselves, that is) experimental synth/guitar duo "Tits Out For Captain Power", he was forced at gunpoint (for there was no money) to join Simon's previous band "Men Are Dead" mainly on the grounds that "Simon bullied me, and I listened to the music and decided I liked some of it." When Men Are Dead had to split up due to the lead guitarist getting myxomatosis, Simon struck out on his own. With Robert. So not entirely on his own. Robert now spends his days slaving over a hot web site, trying hard to introduce people to the fabulous songs of Simon Walsh as he weaves the recordings subliminally into the voiceovers for adverts. "Listen to it, you might decide you like some of it." Married with four computers, Robert lives in Reading. |
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Two novels - and you can download them here to read in PDF format.
However, I feel duty-bound to say that both of these books are: © Robert Ramsay 1983-2002 - you may only download them for reading - you may not sell them, or alter them in any way. |